We're talking about you, gentlemen and women, fasten your seatbelts and look forward to a ride filled with ridiculousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an awesome ride, in more the ways you could imagine. This movie is based on a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a amusing horror comedy that'll cause you to laugh, scratching your head, and contemplating the lives of bears and drug traffickers.
Cocaine Bear
From the moment that we meet the stunning Andrew C Thornton, played flawlessly by Matthew Rhys, you know there's going be a wild adventure. He's an smuggler that has style, grace, and a ability to dump his valuable items in the most off-putting places. In the blink of an eye what he was in for, and he'd without knowing it, create a legend for the century, known as "Cocaine Bear!"
Let go of what believe you know about bears or their preference for food. This movie takes a daring position and suggests that when bears drink cocaine, they don't simply party; they turn into bloodthirsty monsters! Beware, Godzilla There's a new the king of town, and there's a bear with a tendency to consume powdered substances.
Our cast of characters, with the helpless police along with the unlucky criminals and innocent pedestrians who had trouble finding their way out of a garbage bag are sure to leave you laughing. Their collective incompetence is a sight to behold. If you're ever at a loss for something to laugh about think of that Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell in a bid to stop cases without shooting one another.
Let's not forget about our courageous adventurers Olaf and Elsa. We're not talking about the pair they appear as in "Frozen." The two trekkers stumble across an incredible treasure trove of Colombian goodness, and before you're able to say "Bearzilla," they become an ideal target for Cocaine bear's unstoppable craving. Who needs any Disney princess when you have a snorting, rampaging bear at large?
This film achieves the ideal harmony between horror and comedy with its humor, making you laugh in one scene, and then clutching you popcorn in fear next. The body count rises faster than those hairs that hang on your head and you'll feel like cheering at every demise with pure happiness. It's like watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
And now, let's talk about the ultimate showdown. Imagine a waterfall with a roaring stream in the background. our brave family of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry looking to battle their nemesis, the Cocaine Bear. It's an epic war for an era, complete with the sound of bear roars and explosions and enough white powder place Tony (blog post) Montana to shame. And just when you think that you've seen the last of bear then it's revived with a cocaine explosion! Talk about a new era of the legendary scale.
Sure "Cocaine Bear" may have its flaws. The editing style is as fast in the way a squirrel would be, it leaves you scratching at your desk and asking yourself if that film reel is used secretly as scratching pole. However, don't worry dear viewers, for the bear's CGI is surprisingly top-notch. It is a show-stealing bear and some of the editors seemed appear to be in the midst of a sugar rush themselves.
The story is an amalgamation of tension, tension in addition to unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. If the credits are rolling before you depart the theater with a smile on your face, be sure to remember that reviewer's last advice: Bears shouldn't be fed anything, in particular, drugs or fellow hikers. It's a guarantee that it won't go well for any of the people involved.
Make sure you grab your popcorn and buckle up as you take on the world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a truly unique experience that will leave you in stitches, pondering the true importance of bears' concealed party capabilities.